Sunday, February 28, 2010

touch me...

i went with the slow and sensual approach for this month's theme... songs for sexy touching.

touchez-moi

1. Intro - The XX
2. Untitled - Interpol
3. Highschool Lover - Air
4. When You Sleep - My Bloody Valentine
5. May I Call You Doll? - No Knife
6. Alison - Slowdive
7. Hur Jag Fick Dig Att Älska Mig - Kent
8. Lullaby - The Cure
9. Sometimes - Japancakes
10. Loves Souvenir - Calvin Harris
11. You Appearing - M83
12. Here With You - Van She
13. You're Beautiful - Mojave 3
14. Mend These Trends - South
15. Shampoo Suicide - Broken Social Scene

Bonus (because I just couldn't resist...)
16. My Neck, My Back - Khia
17. I Dig It - Dirty Sanchez

Thursday, February 25, 2010

AudioPleasure



Internet slow, RAR file upload futile, etc. etc., Deal with it. Download here

Also- I'd like to send out an open plea to Kyle for the esteemed privilege of picking the theme for a month.

With that out of the way, yes I did just notice that I have a repeat with Viv. But I'm going to leave it in regardless. Enjoy! (x2)

Moving on: I find that my sex jams mixxx (see what I did there? I'll be here all week), is composed partly of sentiments soft & tender, and partly of aggression & passion. That means I've either put together something that closely mirrors this crazy roller coaster ride we call life, or a one-night-stand with a manic depressive. Either way, please enjoy, (and remember that manic depressives will always want to go out for breakfast the morning after- they need to take some orange juice with their medication).

1.) Bob Dylan-I Want You: Before you can get your groove on, you've got to get them in your bed. I recommend this song. (Exaggerated Dylan drawl to be mimicked at your own discretion).

2.) King Khan & Bbq Show- I'll be Loving You

3.) Blue Oyster Cult- Burnin' for You: Woah, guys, is it getting hot in here?

4.) The Buzzcocks- Ever Fallen in Love?: Forbidden love? That's the best kind! It totally works out right?

5.) Hot Chip- Sexual Healing: At this point in the mix, you should be rounding out your dance of seduction.

6.) Peaches- Fuck the Pain Away: Oh Peaches, you are such a demure lady! Why don't you quit being coy and tell us what's really up?

7.) Led Zeppelin- Battle of Evermore: Congratulations, your search for a nerd-friendly make-out tune is over! Because everyone is totally turned on by Tolkien references right? "Aw yea, ravage me the way Isildur ravaged the fate of Middle Earth by succumbing to the powers of The One Ring after he chopped it from Sauron's finger but refused to thrust it into the fire pit of Mount Doom. Aw, yea. "

8.) Jane Birkin/Serge Gainsbourg-Je T'Aime Moi Non Plus: I guess it's a no brainer Viv and I doubled-up on this- if anyone knows how to do it, it's the French right? And just to make sure we're all on the same page, by "it" we mean colonize parts of North Africa in ways that will economically cripple them for generations and then grow increasingly resentful at any and all future immigrant populations as destroying fragile French heritage, right? (I'm looking at you, Bridget Bardot).

9.) Cat Power- Sea of Love

10.) The Doors- Light My Fire

11.) The Troggs- Wild Thing: Best used when introducing any form of kink.

12.) Velvet Underground- Venus in Furs: ...Speaking of, with its refrain of "Shiny boots of leather," and the fact that the title is derived from a novel whose author's name is the inspiration for the word "masochist," one can only assume this would be the go-to selection of the BDSM community. Somehow the song manages to make lines about "tasting the whip" & "the belt that does await" tender and romantic. I've chosen the Specter Studios version of the song, because it's just that great.

13.) Radiohead- All I Need: Now this is as submissive as they get, with lines like "I'm a moth/Who just wants to share your light." Severin couldn't have said it better himself.

14.) Patti Smith- Because the Night: Do you really even have to ask? I'm guessing if someone ever puts this on a mix for you, they're a sure thing.

15.) The Cure- Just Like Heaven: The introductory verse is perhaps one of the most charming/adorable things ever sung by a man in dark eyeliner and pancake makeup. Thusly, I give you your designated post-coital cuddle jam.

Bonus:
16.) The Lonely Island- Jizz in My Pants: It wouldn't really be one of my mixes if I didn't include something ridiculous. You are welcome.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Ecstasy in Miami


These are songs that will hopefully ~get you in the mood~ or make your experience a fun sexy time.
Download here.
1. Spank Rock: Bump
I can't think of a better way to get it started. By it, I mean "this mix." Obviously.
2. Rihanna: Rude Boy
Say what you will about pop songs but this SO fits the theme. She asks if you can "get it up" so you know...
3. jj: Ecstasy
I believe that any jam that combines the melody of Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" and the lyrics to Will Smith's "Miami" is a sexy winner.
4. The xx: Infinity
This whole album is a sex jam-palooza. This song is one of my favorites, though.
5. Lykke Li: Possibility
The sparse beats and the almost melancholic way Lykke's vocals sound just makes you want to hold someone forever.
6. Hot Chip: Look After Me
7. The Whitest Boy Alive: Fireworks
I hope there are fireworks in your near future, friend.
8. Air: Cherry Blossom Girl
Air is like, sex napalm. I just brought on an oldie.
9. Björk: Jóga
EMOOOOOOOOOOOTIONAL LAAAAAAAAAANDSCAPES.
10. Antony & The Johnsons: Crazy in Love
I love this song. Especially when it's sung in this almost operatic, romantic way.
11. Beach House: You Came to Me
12. Liars: The Other Side of Mount Heart Attack
Regarding the last couple of songs: see, I could be romantic, too!
13. Portishead: It Could Be Sweet
Portishead is also sex napalm. I decided to not go with the standbys (i.e. "Glory Box) and instead with a "sweet" song.
14. Broken Social Scene: Hotel
15. Bright Eyes: Lover I Don't Have to Love
Re: 14-15: For those who don't want romance.
16. Gigi: Dreams of Romance (with Zac Pennington)
17. Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg: Je T'Aime Moi Non Plus
ULTIMATE sex jam.
18. Feist: How My Heart Behaves
But I couldn't end my mix with the most risqué song, so here is a love jam.